Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

do we want to know ?

R U kidding me you always want to know Everything

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I must be getting old-ish as I had the "old man toots" the other day

for those of you who don't know what they are,

old man toots = one toot for every step you take while walking . In my case it was about a 30 foot trip.

hahaha the walking farts.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

is that your confession ? Your getting old ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

do you know how to tell if a woman who is wearing pantyhose has gas ???

Watch her ankles and see if they inflate and deflate.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

hahaha the walking farts.

up here I have always heard them called the old man toots

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

is that your confession ? Your getting old ?

yes

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I have a confession to make

Only one???

do you know how to tell if a woman who is wearing pantyhose has gas ???

Watch her ankles and see if they inflate and deflate.

Do they still make pantyhose?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

do you know how to tell if a woman who is wearing pantyhose has gas ???

Watch her ankles and see if they inflate and deflate.

sort of like those breathing pump machines you see on Dr shows.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Only one???


Do they still make pantyhose?

OH MY !!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

yes

Im sorry Twist. It really is quiet a shock to just be merrily walking about minding your own business and out of the blue realize you butt has betrayed you. Whats even worse is the more you laugh the harder they come.