Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

I am shamed.

Don't be.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Google maps went nuts today. It was telling me to make turns on nonexistent roads, making u turns for no reason and generally driving me crazy.

 

[AlleysChicks]

My moms gps in her van does weird things. It’s built into the van. When I went to get the goats last year it told us to turn left at the intersection and the woman’s house was on the right 5 miles down. It doesn’t really help much. I miss Mapquest days lol

 

[bruceha2000]

NEVER trust the mapping apps! Google sometimes thinks we live 1.5 miles down the road though the guy right across from us is accurate. At the moment, for some reason, Google is accurate for us.

 

[jane s chickens]

Where's granny?

 

[prostar]

She’s got a really icky bum. She’s now rinsed and soaking in some Epsom salts. She hasn’t laid in about two weeks and now that I got her bum cleared away (sadly not as fluffy as it once was) it looks like her bum is trying to push something out - egg or feces I don’t know. She’s not penguin walking or feeling like she’s eggbound though - she’s just been rather lethargic. And I noticed picking her up and bringing her into the house she’s lost a lot of weight. Sigh. Will have to make her some scrambled eggs later. Send hubs to get some acv and plain yogurt (or send me to get it and he can hang with the house chicken). I need to reintegrate the boys now for sure. Sigh.

 

[prostar]

Now we’re hanging out watching tv.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Wishing and Twist dont come on til 11-12pm my time. Thats mostly why I stay up.

sure I'll take the blame I got broad um somethings

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

A riddle mostly for the men folk so ladies if you know the answer dont tell it yet.
A man and his son are driving and they wreck. It kills the man instantly and sends the boy to the hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon walks in the room, looks down and says,I cant operate on my own son. How is this possible ?

doh the Dr is the mother of one and wife of the other.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

That's an old one.

well it wasn't the first time Granny heard it.