Y'all know the myth of the future self? Maybe myth isn't the right word, but it's where your current self has exaggerated expectations of what you can accomplish later.
My lazy today self decided my future self can do laundry, bake cupcakes, and bathe both kids in the morning and then be at school on time.
my current self apparently hates my future self. 
My lazy today self decided my future self can do laundry, bake cupcakes, and bathe both kids in the morning and then be at school on time.

