Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Countdown til five. Til I get to my truck and can remove this OPPRESSIVE FREAKIN FOUNDATION GARMENT.

Ya argh. Wearing a strapless bra really sucks today.

I remember a male dr telling me I needed to wear a bra. I said needed ? Pizzed me off. This isnt the 1800s ladies. I said I will make you a deal, When you start wearing something to hold your **** up in the air then I will put one on. Thats for feeding my babies, nothing else. He never mentioned it again.

 

[prostar]

I remember a male dr telling me I needed to wear a bra. I said needed ? Pizzed me off. This isnt the 1800s ladies. I said I will make you a deal, When you start wearing something to hold your **** up in the air then I will put one on. Thats for feeding my babies, nothing else. He never mentioned it again.

Well. I don’t want the boys at work seein my nips, so bra it will be!

I forgot how bad the strapless was though. My bad.

 

[campingshaws]

Any good tips for seeing labor signs in cats? The pastor’s cat is very round, they said. Can you test for anything like with goats? She was an outside cat, but they’ve brought her in now since she’s moving slowly.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Very loving, go off their feed, contractions, making the "bed"..

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I had a cat once that came and just ploped down at my moms feet (outside wood deck) and mom hollered This cat is about to have kittens on my feet ! LOLOL Sure enough she was.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well. I don’t want the boys at work seein my nips, so bra it will be!

I forgot how bad the strapless was though. My bad.

Ya, I probably wouldnt hold a job w/ the public.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[prostar]

Making more Amish friendship bread. Whee.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Im gone, sweet dreams all

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, Not enough sleep. I am suffering from hysterical laughing. LOL You guys know that feeling right ? Something tickles you and then you cant stop laughing .
My Nancy says, you can pull a chair up and talk to me while I do dishes if you want to. So I did. Im not sure what she did but she turned the water on and the sprayer nailed her. Her face of shock got me. Hahahaa I busted out laughing while she was over there spluttering out water. "Did that tickle you ?" uh hu hahahaaaa
I calmed down somewhat and we went to the barn. I wanted to give her a shephards hook . I was having a hard time getting it out so I called her over to help. I went to move a ladder and a small bird came flying out right at my face. I must of screamed , I know I jumped causing her to jump too I grabbed her and started cracking up and then while I still had her, I.....




























FARTED ! Hahahaaaa I dont know whats wrong w/ me.