Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Time to go out and check the critters, we are expecting 6 or 8 inches of rain again. Nothing in moderation! Bbl

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for
their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's
yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come
again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and
pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is
Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the
ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order
and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again
the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to
always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When
I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had
to pay for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would ask for a Million Dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long as you live!"
"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,"
says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second
wish was for a tall chick with a big ask and long
legs who agrees with everything I say.."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Wow !! I just made my print so tiny I couldnt see it and finally found the button to restore size except now its huge ! I bet I could read anything now !

 

[CapricornFarm]

I didn't quite understand what the doctor said about your condition, Granny.

 

[jane s chickens]

Hey, granny. I'm still not doing well. Pushing myself to get better. Been gardening, bought 3 beef calves last week

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hey, granny. I'm still not doing well. Pushing myself to get better. Been gardening, bought 3 beef calves last week

Hell Jane, I thought you had been gone so long the corona done got you. I am sorry to hear your not well but glad your pushing yourself and not giving up girl.

OMG NOT well sorry

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I didn't quite understand what the doctor said about your condition, Granny.

She stuck her fingers up my hoohoo and felt something that shouldnt be there so I have to go see a specialist

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hey, granny. I'm still not doing well. Pushing myself to get better. Been gardening, bought 3 beef calves last week

Its a good time to have some beef Jane. Is any of your hearing come back?

 

[jane s chickens]

Its a good time to have some beef Jane. Is any of your hearing come back?

No, I've been reluctant to go to Birmingham to the specialist cause there's been lots if corona there. Got an app in June. Sold my pygmy male goat, gotta find a Nigerian to buy soon.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Thats sad. I would of hoped you got some back. Is the dizziness still terrible ? Can you hear anything at all? I dont blame you for not going to the city right now. Not sure theres anything they will do except fit you for hearing aids. I have learned since everyone is wearing masks now that I am a lip reader. Cap made my whole family some really nice masks. Dr. complimented me on it today and I was proud to tell her a friend made them.