Granny's gone and done it again

[CSolis]

Went in to watch some Tubi TV and instead Gator stuck his nose right on one of the DVDs on the shelf below the tv.. Never seen him do that before so we ended up watching "The Last Samurai" that he stuck his nose on.. He only watched about 15 minutes before conking out next to me.
Bed time for me.. TTFN

 

[h2oratt]

Orshilins is like TSC. Ya I wore a mask. Robert refuses to. Yes on the addy. He said it was west co rd and his DL says East co. rd. Mine says west. mail says west but house note says east.

Take the house note in and show them.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

what a mess. Robert didnt get his gun. his DL says east and he said west. and they said nope. I went in there to buy it and they said straw and nope to me. straw law isnt in Indiana.
wal marts, Do you have a mask? You have to wear one to enter. Robert no I dont and walked on in. Guy says I will be sure to let the state know. Yelled at on the way up there. My nerves cant take my son sometimes. I started to throw a hissy in the store and Robert stopped me but he didnt mind throwing it all the way home . Its all about his rights and now he wants to go to the po-po.

What is straw law?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I keep dozing off. Its transfering ownership

 

[Granny Hatchet]

and its NOT in Indiana

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Take the house note in and show them.

It dont have his name on it

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Well, that's a shame. Robert's going to stubborn himself right out of the things he wants if he doesn't learn to play the games.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well, that's a shame. Robert's going to stubborn himself right out of the things he wants if he doesn't learn to play the games.

You know him well. He already said he dont think he even wants it now. I said couldnt you of just told them you live east ? He was shocked. "That would be a lie !"

 

[Wishing4Wings]

You know him well. He already said he dont think he even wants it now. I said couldnt you of just told them you live east ? He was shocked. "That would be a lie !"

All or nothing. He's missing everything in between.

 

[pertnear09]

Everyone knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?