Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

PASTOR'S FALSE TEETH
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

 

[CSolis]

PASTOR'S FALSE TEETH
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

That's a good one Granny!

 

[campingshaws]

Morning all. Cleaning today and getting ready for our guests from the south. Trying not to think about how hard the camp will be hit.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Morning all. Cleaning today and getting ready for our guests from the south. Trying not to think about how hard the camp will be hit. ☹

Stay safe!

 

[CapricornFarm]

I am really sick and tired of jaw pain. I guess I need to get an appointment with the doctor.

 

[campingshaws]

Thursday weather forecast. Nice to know when my hissy fits are planned.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

How big should I let them get before harvesting?

Lol. Well, I had some from the store we aren't using very fast. But in the garden, we like them young and tender, 3 to 4".

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I am really sick and tired of jaw pain. I guess I need to get an appointment with the doctor.

I'm sorry you hurt! Hope you can get in soon to be taken care of.

 

[CSolis]

Lol. Well, I had some from the store we aren't using very fast. But in the garden, we like them young and tender, 3 to 4".

10 Q

 

[h2oratt]

did you ever see the movie Airplane ?? remember the "auto pilot" scene

Today was bad day to give up methanphetimine.