Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

She brushes her out real good, shaves her belly, armpits and inside thighs, trims the long fuffy hair on the back of her thighs, brushes and shapes her tail, thins and shapes her front bib, scissor-cuts the fringe on the backs of all 4 legs, trims the tops of her feet, cleans the long hair out from between her pads, trims her nails, expresses her anal glands, .... um .... pretty much leaves her looking like a show dog for a few days.

wow she does a good job then !

 

[CapricornFarm]

The town where I shop is about 40 miles away. I'm old and decrepit and have a 30-minute bladder. The first stop I had to make was at Hobby Lobby, so I hobbled in on my cane and headed to the restroom. It's set up like Home Depot, the restrooms are on the far right wall, WAAAAAAY over there, and halfway down the store. A quarter mile away. Seemed like. Ugh. So I cripped over there as fast as I can hobble, and finally got to the little divided hallway where you go in, and the ladies' is on one side and the men's is on the other. Just like at Home Depot, I turned to the left and went in, hurried to the large stall at the back, and took care of my business. Aaaah, relief! I had made it! Just barely! I came out, went to the sink to wash my hands, then looked up into the big wall mirror facing me. And froze in horror. Because I could see in the reflection, lining the wall behind me, a whole row .... of men's urinals! I was in the men's room!

When you gotta go, any port in a storm!

 

[pertnear09]

They didn't cut it all out. How stupid is that?

???

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lol, I used Vinegar with the mother and it burned like hell but after that it quit itching.

Ive tried that ya it burns, didnt help and never did itch. More like road rash the burn.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

OMG so tried posting/listing an add for the puppies over in Bismarck. They're site and my head did NOT get along. Ended up with a posted price of $50,000.00 per pup.

I think it is finally fixed only took 5 attempts.

You'll probably get swamped with offers from people wanting to breed them! They must poop gold for that price!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

You'll probably get swamped with offers from people wanting to breed them! They must poop gold for that price!

well if they did , I would keep them all. And just buy more land and have the dog food delivered by dump truck.

 

[CapricornFarm]

H20, It turns out that the coon Mini treed last night and hubby shot had been biting toes off one of my roosters in a hardware cloth bottomed coop! Well rid of that critter.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

wow she does a good job then !

Oh yes. Sometimes she bathes her but not often. Usually my GirlChild does if she needs it.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I think our high today was 36* again and NO sun.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

???

Caps friend had cancer cut from her hand today.