Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

You are having blow outs?

I dont understand the question

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Good night, Granny ❤

 

[chickentrains]

27 more mins til I can lay down ... I'm bored.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Ill tell a story before I go.

 

[chickentrains]

Ill tell a story before I go.

haha, ok!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

(Sits down, wraps a blanket around self, leans forward, chin on fist, eagerly waiting. This'll be good, she thinks.)

 

[chickentrains]

I'm seeing the other Pam this weekend!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was in the pole barn tending to a cage of littles when my cat came between my legs and I absentmindedly reached down to pet it but it wasnt my cat! It was an opossum! I screamed. Jumped away and ran in the house where I called a friend. I told her what had happened and I heard her hollor to her DH "A possum stomping party at Pams"! Well, I didnt know what that was so I hung up and told Tom I guess were having a party! I started looking for things to serve and feeling a little better about the whole thing. They get here and we go out to the barn where her DH starts looking for the possum. He finds it and yall, a possum stomping party is exactly what it sounds like. That was the grossest, scariest thing I ever seen in my life. The kids joined in and they were having a gay ol time stomping around trying to kill that thing. Possum running all over the barn trying to get away. I came in the house and decided not to host anymore such parties.

 

[chickentrains]

I was in the pole barn tending to a cage of littles when my cat came between my legs and I absentmindedly reached down to pet it but it wasnt my cat! It was an opossum! I screamed. Jumped away and ran in the house where I called a friend. I told her what had happened and I heard her hollor to her DH "A possum stomping party at Pams"! Well, I didnt know what that was so I hung up and told Tom I guess were having a party! I started looking for things to serve and feeling a little better about the whole thing. They get here and we go out to the barn where her DH starts looking for the possum. He finds it and yall, a possum stomping party is exactly what it sounds like. That was the grossest, scariest thing I ever seen in my life. The kids joined in and they were having a gay ol time stomping around trying to kill that thing. Possum running all over the barn trying to get away. I came in the house and decided not to host anymore such parties.

Oh my gosh

 

[Granny Hatchet]

and I was petting the dang thing!