Granny's gone and done it again

nearly 12 and im shutting the laptop and rolling over. g n



Tired Winnie The Pooh GIF by good-night
 
Chuckle for your day!
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs, and after talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant? The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're lying in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning, he was too tired to get out of bed. So he called his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon, and one of them is honking the horn."
 
somehow knows all the info about my photos. odd.
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That info is embedded in the photo somehow. Just like, if you don't turn it off, the location is where the pic was taken. I don't think you can turn off the date. It's all digital, just like the pic itself. It's not really an image. It's 0s and 1s.
That kind of metadata is in any and all files. We had a program that scrubbed that when we worked at one of the firms I worked at - otherwise a savvy client could see exactly who worked on a doc where all the way back to the precedent we based it from. (And could possibly see any and all changes we made too)

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