Granny's gone and done it again

Star my Orpington roosters are nice. It is unbelievable.. they don't even fight with each other. Last night when I locked up the big coop my older rooster had let two other rooster in there with them. What a dufus. Usually he sits at the door and only allows the hens in. I think they knew it was a cold night so he let a few other warm bodies in.
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" Make the unexpected expected? Why do you press harder On the buttons of a remote control When you know the batteries are dead? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
My 90 year old grandma just emailed me a list of these "sayings" I probably should have copied and pasted them all...some are quite cute..here are the rest...
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7.. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" When we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" When they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" When it really is "after light"? 12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" Make the unexpected expected? 13.. Why are a "wise man" and A "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" Mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" Not spelled The way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, Why do they have to pay you to do it? 17.. If all the world is a stage, Where is the audience sitting? 18. If love is blind, Why is lingerie so popular? 19. If you are cross-eyed[COLOR=1F497D] [/COLOR]And have dyslexia, Can you read all right? 20. Why is bra singular And panties plural? 21.. Why do you press harder On the buttons of a remote control When you know the batteries are dead? 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags And garments in a suitcase? 23. How come abbreviated Is such a long word? 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 25.. Why doesn't glue Stick to the inside of the bottle? 26. Why do they call it a TV set When you only have one? 27. Christmas - What other time of the year Do you sit in front of a dead tree And eat candy out of your socks? 28. Why do we drive on a parkway And park on a driveway? [COLOR=1F497D]D[/COLOR]unno, why do we?
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From what I can see they look good.  Cant see the air cell but my eyes....

Thank you
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The air cell is traced with a #2 pencil and hard to see unless I tilt the egg slightly while candling. The led light won't shine through to it.
 
Went to feed the tolbunt and the SOB has decided since he cant get our feet he will go for my arms now. I had my flannel on so didnt get hurt but warmer weather is coming. My coat is red and black, I wonder if that made a difference ?
 
Went to feed the tolbunt and the SOB has decided since he cant get our feet he will go for my arms now. I had my flannel on so didnt get hurt but warmer weather is coming. My coat is red and black, I wonder if that made a difference ?

you mean you got another mean guy in there?
lol
 
when will you get your new one ?

Between the 10th and 15th
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Sooner the better. Usually when I order from Amazon it comes before or actually on the first listed date. I've been keeping an eye out for shipping details.

Went to feed the tolbunt and the SOB has decided since he cant get our feet he will go for my arms now.    I had my flannel on so didnt get hurt but warmer weather is coming.   My coat is red and black, I wonder if that made a difference ?

Bust him! Show him who's boss! Can't let him get the upper hand
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