Granny's gone and done it again

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skin dr is booked out til june and far away from here.
Morning all

Get in anyway granny. Between your current rash which you should get a professional opinion on sooner rather than later and your yeast infections - you do need to see a dermatologist. If all your issues resolve before your appointment, cool, you can cancel. Getting in may also put you on a cancellation wait list so just do it.

thats a lot! I have 2000 here. Ranch style open concept.

Wow. I have half that.

She sure did, Cap thank you. These were the dogs that we rescued from an Amish puppy mill. They were destined for a .22 bullet and a one way trip to the nearest ditch if we hadn't taken them. So she had two great years she wouldn't have had otherwise.

I found an ornament on line that broke my heart. It was a red heeler angel curled up asleep with it's angel wings wrapped around it. There was also a card with that picture that read. Your wings were ready but our hearts were not.

My husband saw it and said. Please don't buy that. Neither of us need any more pain from losing her.

Oh my gosh. I saw a similar ornament on Amazon and teared up.

Granny - my fil posted the spoon story on Facebook the other day lol.

Taking a break from assembling my new desk. Goose of course has to help…husband is playing in the shop.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

thats a lot of pieces Star.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

star, the lady couldnt tell me the locations except for one way out in Ky. She said they had several but didnt know where. re: dermatology

 

[cherrynberry]

star, the lady couldnt tell me the locations except for one way out in Ky. She said they had several but didnt know where. re: dermatology

Yikes Granny. Be sure to be careful if you do go in. Covid is spreading like crazy. Hope Jane is okay.

 

[cherrynberry]

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."

I thought this was a real story...at first.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I did too Cherry lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

well the rash didnt spread today and I dont have that burning sensation. well, not as bad anyway

 

[cherrynberry]

H20, why is science hill not a good brand? Just curious. I have tried several brands of dog food and Kiki's favorite is Science Hill's digestive health kibble.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I think h20 is taking a small break from BYC. Thats what she said last night anyway.

 

[cherrynberry]

I think h20 is taking a small break from BYC. Thats what she said last night anyway.

Oh is that what it was? Ah, that makes sense.