Granny's gone and done it again

[kwhites634]

at the drs. yesterday, They weigh me every single time. I said, I have lost weight ! I was being cocky. LOL She looks at the chart, yes you have, 3/4th of a lb.

. Are you kidding me ? I havent been eating anything except rabbit food. well, and some ice cream. She was smirking. So I said, Thats all ? I probably shat that out this am. smirk gone.

Same thing when I go to a Drs office. I told them once that I'd just weighed myself earlier; all she had to do was ask. "Oh, but we need it exact!" "Well, just how exact do you think it's going to be when I'm standing here in boots, fully clothed, as opposed to this morning when I was fresh out of the shower & butt naked?"

 

[Granny Hatchet]

thinking Austrops and New Hampshires 25 of each and then maybe a few of something else depends on the check book. As I still need another $600.00 to finish paying for Beth's suitor to be.

all black ? Dont sound like what you like. Your just going down the list. LOL
That is a LOT of money for a pup unseen. I hope they give you many pups.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Same thing when I go to a Drs office. I told them once that I'd just weighed myself earlier; all she had to do was ask. "Oh, but we need it exact!" "Well, just how exact do you think it's going to be when I'm standing here in boots, fully clothed, as opposed to this morning when I was fresh out of the shower & butt naked?"

LOL Whites, next time strip for them ! That will shut em up

 

[Granny Hatchet]

well my time is up for the moment. Hopefully latter this evening.

I was NICE to chat with you and I hope you have a wonderful day.

actually I hope everyone has a great day. TTFN

or ROLLING PIN I understand you are wicked good with that implement

Missed the first post . Have a good day Twisted . And, ya, not too shabby .

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Last time I stepped on a scale naked it read Lord have mercy, Dont fall in that hole .

 

[kwhites634]

There must be more than one egg eater. Scooter was locked out of the chicken yard today. The crows have chased off all the jays, so I don't think it was a jay, even though I know they've been the guilty party before. I think it must be one of the hens.

Looks like the work of a chicken. I was collecting eggs a couple days ago when one of my layers started pecking at an egg. She quickly learned the error of her ways; we'll see how long it lasts. I'll find a broken egg in a nest once in a while, but not often enough to think I have an habitual egg eater.

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: If he turns you down w/o a prior engagement he's not worth your time & effort, so go for it. Better to find out now than later...Ann Landers

 

[kwhites634]

Quote: And you think guys ain't bright enough to figure out that if they can't get a word in edgewise now they sure don't figure to have any better luck later? Just how many kinds of fool you take 'em for? Never mind answering that.

 

[BantyChooks]

And you think guys ain't bright enough to figure out that if they can't get a word in edgewise now they sure don't figure to have any better luck later? Just how many kinds of fool you take 'em for?  Never mind answering that.

Thirty seven, at least.

 

[AlleysChicks]

so many things I have never tried including goat. For some reason goat and tough just come to mind.

Mine were like dogs. They loved attention.

And you think guys ain't bright enough to figure out that if they can't get a word in edgewise now they sure don't figure to have any better luck later? Just how many kinds of fool you take 'em for?  Never mind answering that.