Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Toms shoes were almost $1,000. Roberts $400 and I sent mine back for a larger pair of course. New motor in my lift chair. Its quiet now.
Ive drank 2 1/2 glasses of water so far. Makes me want to puke.

That's crazy money for shoes.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I love water. H2o is my name.

Water is good, if it's good water. Not drinking out of a pond or such.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I got the brooder cleaned up finally. Sprayed it, cut a couple boards to block where a mouse was getting in. If it ever dries, i can put chicks in there. I cut a piece of plywood for a brooder with a wire floor, and boards for the perimeter to hold shavings in. And put a latch on the door on one end. Brooder has wire inside, and you can open the door if it gets too hot in there. I must get those chicks out of there.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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Beautiful, Cynthia!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

So it was an EF2 tornado ... five fatalities. ... the town of Glenallen was devastated. Not far from us. So.... amazing. We watched that tornado get closer and closer to us on tv. It was red and green. And then the weather man seemed to lose it and it turned into a pink blob with no rotation and curved around us. He seemed puzzled and it was like he was loooking for it ... then the pink blob was north of us and traveling north. We watched it for a while and then my SIL and BIL gathered up their kids and dogs and left. Then we went to bed, I think it was about 3 am. Got up this morning, turned on the news ... that storm had re-formed and caused death and devastation north of us. We are kind of shocked and humbled.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Toms BIL passed away today. I only met him once but him and Tom used to be close. I didnt tell Tom yet. He was in bed already.
The wind took out Toms CB antenna . It folded in half. It was pretty scary here for a lil while.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Does Robert have foot problems?

well he doesnt like his new shoes. They were supposed to be boots and there not.
He has diabetic feet. His fasting sugars are running 250-300 now even with the insulin.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My cramps are getting better. Thanks all. Cap, you called it as usual. A grown ask woman shouldnt need to be told to drink water but there it is.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'