Granny's gone and done it again

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs, and after talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant? The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're lying in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning, he was too tired to get out of bed. So he called his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon, and one of them is honking the horn."
 
It's 97° on the porch and 81° where I sit. I'm tired and sleepy still from my morning PP's. Once again I had to take the full dose prescribed. Not hurting as bad but still hurting in the right hip. I think sitting so long while shucking the corn made that joint really mad with me. I'll be around but must take care of my little mater plants that need a pot of their on now. They all just got started in a tray of seed starting mix. Now they are big enough to be transplanted into a pot of their own to grow to transplant in the garden size.
 
Granny we all got kicked off at the same time. I came back on to do something and couldn't.
I seem to be losing track of time lately . :confused:
Toms fathers day gift arrived today. He tore into the package like a kid in a candy store. It was sweet to watch.
 
I some how managed to do all 10 coops today by myself. Ma has so much to do inside I do not want her out there in the heat with her respiratory ailments. If it will cool down to below 90° I'm going to try and plant some more okra this evening. It's still 93° here on my porch.
We've actually cooled down into the 80's for now. May reach 90 today. Then down to 70 by Tuesday. 🤷‍♀️
 

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