Granny's gone and done it again

So, I was out communing with the poultry, while filling waterers, water bowls, and wading pools. My lightest colored duck hen came over, and started splashing in the pool, getting me drenched. I look her in the eye, and say, "You're getting me wet, and I don't like it."

Being a polite little lady, she says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you wet!"

She sits there, scratches her little round head a couple times, then asks, "What is wet?"

I sez, "Wet is when there is water soaking into my clothes, and running down my leg."

She says, "You don't like WATER?!?!?"

She waddled off, scandalized, to tell her sisters what I had said. All five of them are out there gabbling about their crazy human pet right now. As usual, the drakes don't have much to say . . .
 
I’ve never had it so that’s probably why. But I hate peas. At least canned or frozen ones.
Kelsey you have never had the kind of peas I'm talking about. They are nothing like the round green English cool weather peas. Mine are from the bean family and came to America long ago along with okra and watermelon.... From Africa.
 

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