How many people can say they tore both rotator cuffs, one opening a screen door and the other getting out of bed.
Ok you're good lol idk how you managed that!
My back went out while I was sleeping once. Went to roll over and it felt like someone took a hotshot to my back! Was down a whole week, couldn't stand up straight. I'd make it halfway and couldn't breathe. It was a funny sight.
I'm sorry.
Come on Alley, you've gotta share the number lol 

That'd be awful!