Granny's gone and done it again

[pertnear09]

Awwww the good ole days. Makes me really miss my mullet.

Still got mine

 

[rIrs roost]

Do they help the pain when you take them?

They help a little. Like granny though I hold off as long as I can before taking them. The dr tells me that I should take them but I don't want them to top working all together and have them put me on something stronger.

 

[pertnear09]

Still got mine

Guess I got as much hair as I did as a young man. Must be something that runs in my jeans.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Wisdom spots That other name makes it sound old and bad.

If I was wise, I'd KEEP OUT Of THE SUN! Actually, it's the word "spots" that I don't like. Dots?

I was reading that duck penis thread. Someone said ducks shed their penis every season....those are NOT antlers! And I don't think that's correct. People are crazy.

I was reading a university study that said the appendages in question atrophy during the non-mating season and grow back as mating season approaches. The more males that are around, the longer it grows! They compete very seriously! I don't think atrophy is the same as cutting it off. That does not sound like a good idea at all.

You appreciate catchy tunes!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

They help a little. Like granny though I hold off as long as I can before taking them. The dr tells me that I should take them but I don't want them to top working all together and have them put me on something stronger.

You and granny are in the same boat.

 

[rIrs roost]

I was reading that duck penis thread. Someone said ducks shed their penis every season....those are NOT antlers! And I don't think that's correct. People are crazy.

If this is true, thank God I'm not a duck. What would happen if it's fixing to fall off while the duck is doing the deed ?

Still got mine

I've been wanting to bring the mullet back and see if everyone would catch on. But that may be unfair to my wife. one the hair reaches my back, It's like them Ax commercials. All the ladies go crazy. I'm sure you have the same problem?

 

[AlleysChicks]

If I was wise, I'd KEEP OUT Of THE SUN! Actually, it's the word "spots" that I don't like. Dots?
Dots it is!

I was reading a university study that said the appendages in question atrophy during the non-mating season and grow back as mating season approaches. The more males that are around, the longer it grows! They compete very seriously! I don't think atrophy is the same as cutting it off. That does not sound like a good idea at all.

You appreciate catchy tunes!

Oh my! I thought they found it on wiki. It's pink and swollen and if she did chop it off it'd bleed badly. I think she should try to get the swelling down. Idk about duck shows but he'd be a mess in his man zone after THAT treatment.

I've listened to it 3 times

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I've been wanting to bring the mullet back and see if everyone would catch on. But that may be unfair to my wife. one the hair reaches my back, It's like them Ax commercials. All the ladies go crazy. I'm sure you have the same problem?

You go for it, Red!!

 

[pertnear09]

If this is true, thank God I'm not a duck. What would happen if it's fixing to fall off while the duck is doing the deed ?

I've been wanting to bring the mullet back and see if everyone would catch on. But that may be unfair to my wife. one the hair reaches my back, It's like them Ax commercials. All the ladies go crazy. I'm sure you have the same problem?

When mine reaches my back is when I have to cut it because of how curly it is. It starts hanging in ringlets

 

[AlleysChicks]

If this is true, thank God I'm not a duck. What would happen if it's fixing to fall off while the duck is doing the deed ?

I've been wanting to bring the mullet back and see if everyone would catch on. But that may be unfair to my wife. one the hair reaches my back, It's like them Ax commercials. All the ladies go crazy. I'm sure you have the same problem?

One last time before it falls off....uh oh.


You mean mullets are out? I see them all the time here... along with rat tails <shudders>