Granny's gone and done it again

[campingshaws]

I'm been drinking all day! I even had extra caffeine and it didn't snap it!

Lol! Be good granny.


GoT. I don't have twitter anymore... I'll check those out tomorrow



*huffs and stomps foot* I'm 26!

You don't need twitter! Buzzfeed rounds up the best ones into an article.

Yeah , you can see the young ones are into got.

I tried watching but it was pornograhic. They were actually formicataing right on tv. Guess that is why it is on hbo.

I dont need to be watching that stuff.

I close my eyes.

 

[CapricornFarm]

They are really big birds granny. Maybe the heat you've been having is too hot for them. I know my big Bielefelders hate it when it's really hot. Have they ever been wormed?

I asked her that the other day.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Subject: FW: Only a Texas Cowboy Can Make You Feel Like a Woman


A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...
'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

 

[ChickenLady2014]

For realz I'm going to bed. Night y'all!

Night Alley, sweet dreams

 

[ChickenLady2014]

I asked her that the other day.

Guess I am really missing post or I've went from sometimers to alltimers lol.

 

[willzpapa]

Yeah , you can see the young ones are into got.

I tried watching but it was pornograhic. They were actually formicataing right on tv. Guess that is why it is on hbo.

I dont need to be watching that stuff.

Me neither I don't watch nothing I won't let my kids watch ,but that's a personal choice.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

They are really big birds granny. Maybe the heat you've been having is too hot for them. I know my big Bielefelders hate it when it's really hot. Have they ever been wormed?

sorta, 2 days ago I gave them the last of my safeguard and tonight they got pour on ivermectin.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Subject: FW: Only a Texas Cowboy Can Make You Feel Like a Woman


A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...
'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

to Tex

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

oh, BTW, I couldnt get that paper backing off with "those nails" .

maybe he was referring to your toe nails ??

 

[ChickenLady2014]

sorta, 2 days ago I gave them the last of my safeguard and tonight they got pour on ivermectin.

Does ivermectin work for worms too or was that for mites