Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought two burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Dog...Safe at last. Is this administration great or what?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I smoke so drs. jump on that . No need to look any further

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hi, I over slept just a little. Still have to go to town. need my shot today too. Talked to my sister for over an hr. she seems in good spirits. Said her hair isnt falling out and maybe it wont. she has a pump that gives the chemo 24/5 . I dont know how often the radiation but a lot. She seems to think the tumor might be shrinking.

on the sister thing My mom never lost her hair either .

 

[Granny Hatchet]

What kind of cancer did your Mother have Twist ?

 

[h2oratt]

I would be so happy for 2" of rain over night. We have had 2 sprinkles since sept 1st. Im having to water garden everyday because it is still going up to 80*+ everyday. Not usual weather for here.

I guess we are getting your rain.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I guess we are getting your rain.

cool nights and warm days here. perfect for me.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Quote:
The chemo for colon cancer is different. No hair loss. Disrupting skin healing/repair is the biggest issue (besides feeling crappy). My mom had a little trouble with her feet from that. Hair loss is more common with breast cancer chemo.

 

[h2oratt]

[COLOR=000000]I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.[/COLOR]
Omg. So true
[COLOR=000000]Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought two burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=000000]Hot Dog...Safe at last. Is this administration great or what?[/COLOR]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

The chemo for colon cancer is different. No hair loss. Disrupting skin healing/repair is the biggest issue (besides feeling crappy). My mom had a little trouble with her feet from that. Hair loss is more common with breast cancer chemo.

ohh, she said they are burning her insides bladder too but she had some type of mole on her neck that is disappearing.

 

[WPFarmstead]

Morning all! Sounds like Lisa's husband is a downright handy and helpful guy. I'm generally the handy one around here, because I followed my dad around like a lost puppy growing up while he worked on stuff.

We've warmed up with all the rain, it's all the way at 47 already and only 9 o'clock. I'm hoping it doesn't rain too much tonight, because my goal is to catch as many birds as I can to move them up here to the new place. Gotta try for the turkeys, mallards and muscovy at night. Everyone else runs instead of flying.