Granny's gone and done it again

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So everyone else is bad then....
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70s for Christmas sounds nice. Raining here.
Mornings, I dont want to adult today. The only thing I have started is the coffee pot. supposed to pick DD up for back up 8 min. ago. LOL
 
I have had enough!!!! I'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid!! Yesterday, it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor man was frozen stiff in the cold. He couldn't even move. I helped him inside my place and gave him a space heater to warm him up.
This morning, he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!! The last straw?!?! Then I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?! He left his dirty scarf and hat, so I'm assuming he took some of my clothes.
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set. When I first saw him, he was wearing nothing but a scarf and, for some reason, a top hat. He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!!
To all my friends love and Merry Christmas!!!
 
I have had enough!!!! I'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid!! Yesterday, it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor man was frozen stiff in the cold. He couldn't even move. I helped him inside my place and gave him a space heater to warm him up.

This morning, he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!! The last straw?!?! Then I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?! He left his dirty scarf and hat, so I'm assuming he took some of my clothes.

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set. When I first saw him, he was wearing nothing but a scarf and, for some reason, a top hat. He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!!

To all my friends love and Merry Christmas!!!


Lol, I read this on facebook.
 

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