Star has spoiled you. not a typical girl for sure!
Granny's gone and done it again
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she is awesome. I can tell she is slowing down a lot. She tires easy now. I got her at 4 months and she is almost 10 yrs. She stands for hair cuts , electric shaver . She didnt even whimper when I cut her ear but last time I cut her I cut a big hunk of skin off her belly and thats the first time I have ever seen her go to bite. She stopped herself but if she had bite me I sure wouldnt of blamed her. I threw my scissors in the trash. I will never pick them up again to cut hair.
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I wish Tom felt like working. I would have him on those nest boxes . Maybe I will try to give it a go myself. At least look and see what it will take. If it involves sledge hammer I wont even bother trying .
I will BB later. It looks warm outside. Dont mean it is. LOL
I will BB later. It looks warm outside. Dont mean it is. LOL
good luck!
Storm knocked the power out. DD is fixing lunch for everyone. Bubba is holding the flashlight. 
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This guy is funny! Take time to watch and listen.
FOR ALL OF US BOOMERS
I can’t remember who I sent this to, another sign of old age…… this is a hoot! If you are easily offended then this may not be for you……
You absolutely have to watch this, and probably share it with friends. You are guaranteed much laughter. It even makes me feel younger!
This was a guest speaker at an actual Conference on Aging in California; The speaker is a weatherman, but SHOULD be a standup comic. Attendees were young and old alike, male and female. I hope no one is offended . . . he is hysterical.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ LR2qZ0A8vic?rel=0
You absolutely have to watch this, and probably share it with friends. You are guaranteed much laughter. It even makes me feel younger!
This was a guest speaker at an actual Conference on Aging in California; The speaker is a weatherman, but SHOULD be a standup comic. Attendees were young and old alike, male and female. I hope no one is offended . . . he is hysterical.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ LR2qZ0A8vic?rel=0
FOR ALL OF US BOOMERS
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
"What the hell does that mean?" she asked.
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so sweet, dear, but what about I, J, K?"
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
"What the hell does that mean?" she asked.
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so sweet, dear, but what about I, J, K?"
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the
students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula
of Michigan
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard,
a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment
.
They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it
to their religion.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had
various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I
found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he
became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and
confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both
legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we
Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear
from God's HOLY WORD!
But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and
DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy
soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.
Hallelujah!
The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.
He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was
in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula
of Michigan
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard,
a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment
.
They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it
to their religion.
Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had
various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.
'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I
found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he
became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and
confirmation.'
Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both
legs in casts, and had an IV drip.
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we
Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear
from God's HOLY WORD!
But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and
DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy
soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.
Hallelujah!
The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.
He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was
in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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