Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Im home honey ! trip was very long and hot. Nothing to report except they finally did a pee test on me . gave me a cup about the size of a silver dollar. Peed all over myself and they wont even let you wash your hands til the sample is in their hands. Made me pull my pant legs up and show her my socks. I guess maybe people hid their pee in there ? empty my pockets. Talk about feeling like a criminal. Thought for a min. I WAS going to have to take all my clothes off.

 

[h2oratt]

Im home honey ! trip was very long and hot. Nothing to report except they finally did a pee test on me . gave me a cup about the size of a silver dollar. Peed all over myself and they wont even let you wash your hands til the sample is in their hands. Made me pull my pant legs up and show her my socks. I guess maybe people hid their pee in there ? empty my pockets. Talk about feeling like a criminal. Thought for a min. I WAS going to have to take all my clothes off.

Usually they go in with you and watch you pee in the cup.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

thats sad and demeaning. There was a curtain for the door.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

showed her all the pills I still had left over and she said, You still have pills ? well yes, you said 2 -3 xs a day and I do 1-2 . rarely 3 . She said well, I already called your script in but if you have extra next month we will adjust the script for a month. That means I would have to take all mine for the month and the extras. IF I HAVE EXTRA. what is she telling me ? Just because she gives them dont mean I have to take them.

 

[Kiki]

Granny you sure you ain't on probation or parole?


LMAO...You have a weird doctor..I guess

 

[Kiki]

Is this that pain doctor?
They are prolly being very strict because a lot of people abuse pain pills now a days.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

yes, pain dr.

 

[Kiki]

yes, pain dr.

Totally explains it...don't feel bad..they have to do that to everybody they see.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

first time for me.

 

[prostar]

Usually they go in with you and watch you pee in the cup.

Ugh oh gosh no. I have a shy bladder!!!