Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

or how many day old chicks ?

WAIT A MINUTE ONLY 53 YEARLINGS.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I had mine trimmed back, used to have a terrible time finding bras. Now i don't need a bra. Its great!

did you ! Thats awsome. No more having to pull them out of your armpit when you sleep on your side ! hahahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

WAIT A MINUTE ONLY 53 YEARLINGS.

wasnt gonna say a word.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

wasnt gonna say a word.

 

[rIrs roost]

Im in trouble yet again with a family member. Different one.
So, I get a phone call, Wait, back up, I just finished making pizza with extra pineapple (cause I aint got no bones) and set down to eat . First bite heading to my mouth the phone rings.
Family member who I will call SD just to make it easier to type is on the other line.
Seems she just had an upper scope done and they found a couple spots of irritation? Poor thing has C-Diff. nasty and can be dangerous. Antibiotics are not working (and is also a cause of C-Diff BTW) So, Dr. will change antibiotics and see if that helps. IF those dont help? Well peeps, they gonna do a poop transplant. ......................................................................................................I was waiting for the punch line. Seems I giggled too early . How do they do that ? Just go around asking peeps if they can have some of their poop ? I am already trying hard not to laugh because it hurts. Badly. SD says , Dr. turns to her other half and says, Well, you look like a good candidate to me. hahahaaa I should have shut up then but , I dont have the ability. SOOO< Their gonna dig poop out of your other half and shove it in your butt ? You know, there is a different way. Thats when I figured out she might be mad . She said THATS NOT FUNNY ! So I said Look, I have been taking shat from men my whole life and it hasnt killed me yet. Just never knew taking crap from men could be healthy .
She was not appeased .
She was however still under the influence so heres to hoping she dont remember

lol granny! My great aunt had c diff. Almost killed her. When mom told me I told her about the poop transplant! She didn't believe me!

They get a healthy sample and add water then blend it.

Depending where the problem is they either tube you down the throat or up the butt lol

Also if it's bad they may have to do it several different times.

Send her some trident gum lol

OMG so this is a real thing? Down the throat really? Is this why I run across people sometimes that their breath smells like ....you know?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I really miss working outside. Building /planting. I enjoyed that a lot.
Benny I have a tree I need help with. It is a weeping crabapple. still potted from nursery . leaves look like leaf curl in a cherry. green but somewhat crunchy .

 

[AlleysChicks]

OMG so this is a real thing? Down the throat really? Is this why I run across people sometimes that their breath smells like ....you know?

Very real. They do knock you out so you don't see the chit tube coming at your face . But can you imagine?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

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[rIrs roost]

Dont get me wrong I am worried about SD . But I honesty just couldnt help myself. Who would of thought they would do something like that and How can that be healthy? Mom always told me make sure you wash your hands to KEEP that from happening and now they want to do it on purpose.

Can you imagine the conversation between the first ever turd transplant between the doc and patient? who in their right mind would've said sure, that sounds like a great idea. So am I gonna need a plate and spoon ? or a cup and straw?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Now imagine living like that almost every day of your life and you have crones.