Granny's gone and done it again

Can you imagine the conversation between the first ever turd transplant between the doc and patient? who in their right mind would've said sure, that sounds like a great idea. So am I gonna need a plate and spoon ? or a cup and straw?
I see it. Patent makes dr. mad for pooping on the table. Dr tells patent eat shat and die. So he does.
 
I somehow feel like medical science has just leaped back in time by 300 yrs.
Only 300? Really?

See, now there's an idea! Instead of a sperm bank, you could have a poop bank and be able to choose the best specimen for them to... erm... well, you know, USE. Can't you just hear the ad?? Choose your poo! Choose from all organic vegan diet, super athlete, person over 100 yrs old... anybody who makes it over 100 yrs, I want some of what they have!
:gig Trading in the x rated movies for e-lax.
 

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