"I'm the same person I was 15 minutes ago, when I was asked the same thing"I can assure you I didn't try the 2nd trick.
Naw, I have a friend that's a retired nurse, and I have respect for those of you that deal with us. Still, I get a bit ticked when I'm woken every hour and have light beamed into my eyes. The constant asking me who I was and what year it is was pesky too. I just wanted to sleep....
"We have to ask"
"Well, I don't have to answer"