Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Going out to unload the truck since it quit raining. One log slab at a time.

 

[Kiki]

GRANNY UPDATE:

Not really an update but Granny's neighbor is trying to figure out how to get to the hospital and convince them she is a family member. She will report back if she is able to get in.

 

[Kiki]

I know, and it was as much appreciated then as it is now for Granny, only I never had a heart attack.

You shoulda have awaited a few more day before you went!
What were you thinking?

 

[kwhites634]

Looks like you got a few more years to pick the pipe back up?

Honestly, if I am, God forbid, ever left alone, I probably will

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Last time I was in hospital I punched a nurse, refused to eat they actually sent the head dietician to see me and about that time they delivered my meal. She asks so what are you having ? I looked at her and said "SEE even you can't figure out what this slop is!!!" if you want me to eat send up a ham sandwich and a piece of fruit about 10 at night. You know they actually did that. Yelled at the idiot in next room who kept locking the door on my side. Filled a urinal with mountain dew as they were threatening to catherize me for a third time. BUT I have a very good reason for that, the second time they send in an old battle ax and you would have thought she was shoving a garden hose down a gopher hole the way she did it. OH and cursed out the idiot driving/ramming the "for sale candy cart" into my bed multiple times.

 

[kwhites634]

Yep, and my uncle at 62 and my father at 65.

Oh yeah and a friend whose father (a tobacco chewer) lived into his eighties. My friend is now dealing with esophageal cancer at 55.

I wonder if it's not in the genes

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Good morning everyone. Yesterday was a long and depressing day up at my MIL's, and then to get back so late last night to find this news... no words. At least Pam's experience with this means she knows the signs and can get herself to the hospital in time. If they ever have to call an ambulance for her, that will be a bad day.

Tom and Robert are gonna see a side of granny the may well wish that they didnt if she aint smoking . or at least i was meaner than a rattlesnake with its tail in a vice when i quit

I sure hope she at least tries to quit.

She probably has bigger issues to worry about. Since she had a heart attack, maybe it will scare her into quitting smoking. Its a killer.

Cap, this is her 5th or 6th heart attack. Most of the others have been small-ish (if any heart attack can be considered small). This one sounds more serious, but hopefully they are fixing her up.

 

[BantyChooks]

Last time I was in hospital I punched a nurse, refused to eat they actually sent the head dietician to see me and about that time they delivered my meal. She asks so what are you having ? I looked at her and said "SEE even you can't figure out what this slop is!!!" if you want me to eat send up a ham sandwich and a piece of fruit about 10 at night. You know they actually did that. Yelled at the idiot in next room who kept locking the door on my side. Filled a urinal with mountain dew as they were threatening to catherize me for a third time. BUT I have a very good reason for that the second time they send in an old battle ax and you would have thought she was shoving a garden hose down a gopher hole the way she did it. OH and cursed out the idiot driving/ramming the "for sale candy cart" into my bed multiple times.

You make granny and whites look tame.

 

[Kiki]

I got the access code.
I'm on hold with the nurse now.
She is reading the chart!!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

I got the access code.
I'm on hold with the nurse now.
She is reading the chart!!!!

Go kiki!