Granny's gone and done it again

[Kiki]

11 mins

 

[Kiki]

The holding message
"Have you and your family signed up for e care yet? Get free online access to your charts and medically records one click away"
Granny needs to sign up for this when she gets home!

 

[Kiki]

1 log into your account
2 give a short description of your medical problem
3 schedule a doctor visit or complete a live video chat with one that day!


WoW that hospital is high tech!!

 

[Kiki]

Video chats are 35 dollars!

 

[Kiki]

I think she forgot I was holding but I just can't hang up ....YET.
17 minutes.

 

[kwhites634]

Last time I was in hospital I punched a nurse, refused to eat they actually sent the head dietician to see me and about that time they delivered my meal. She asks so what are you having ? I looked at her and said "SEE even you can't figure out what this slop is!!!" if you want me to eat send up a ham sandwich and a piece of fruit about 10 at night. You know they actually did that. Yelled at the idiot in next room who kept locking the door on my side. Filled a urinal with mountain dew as they were threatening to catherize me for a third time. BUT I have a very good reason for that, the second time they send in an old battle ax and you would have thought she was shoving a garden hose down a gopher hole the way she did it. OH and cursed out the idiot driving/ramming the "for sale candy cart" into my bed multiple times.

After I'd tried, unsuccessfully (from a wheelchair) to keep an expensive piece of equipment from bouncing off the floor 'cause a Nurse Practitioner set it on the edge of a bed, and a nurse had jostled my catheter tube, I tried to tell them they'd better check it, but they insisted it was alright. Later that day, after they had to change all the sheets, I told them they be well served to pay attention the next time I told them something wasn't right. I didn't feel a bit sorry for them!

 

[kwhites634]

7 mins on hold still....geez...

Good thing you didn't call 911

 

[willzpapa]

Well when i laid the camels down I was burning almost 5 packs a day

 

[Kiki]

Well when i laid the camels down I was burning almost 5 packs a day

 

[Kiki]

CLEAN HANDS save lives!
I am going to have this whole recording memorized very soon.
29 mins...
I'm not sure I can take it much longer.
Do they not care about her worriers?