Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

Wishing, I hate this stuff.

You need to change your attitude, missy!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

lucky no one got bit.

NO I DID GET ZAPPED

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot
then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about
Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar.. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about
50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, are you still happy you
voted for Obama?"

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

You are a bacon hog! (get it? )
BLT time!!!

but I did NOT go WHOLE hog and make even more trips

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

bbl

 

[jane s chickens]

Granny, I've boiled chicken to make chicken noodle soup. It makes u feel better when u are sick. All 4 of us are sick. GD going back to school tomorrow. GS only missed 30 minutes of school. Hes not been as sick as the rest of us. 10 eggs by 2pm. Boiled a dozen for deviled eggs.

 

[pertnear09]

Granny, I've boiled chicken to make chicken noodle soup. It makes u feel better when u are sick. All 4 of us are sick. GD going back to school tomorrow. GS only missed 30 minutes of school. Hes not been as sick as the rest of us. 10 eggs by 2pm. Boiled a dozen for deviled eggs.

That's pretty good when you can get a dozen eggs out of 10.

 

[willzpapa]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot
then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about
Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar.. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about
50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, are you still happy you
voted for Obama?"

I had to copy and paste this into a permanent note

 

[jane s chickens]

That's pretty good when you can get a dozen eggs out of 10.

Ones I boiled were about a week old. Still got 3 dozen in the frig.

 

[willzpapa]

Hope everyone is battening down the hatches , they are claiming this is gonna be the first class 6 hurricane in recorded history