Granny's gone and done it again

gonna try to tell a dirty joke making it as clean as I can. LOL
Man goes to confession and says I almost cheated on my wife. Father said, what did you do? He said, we got naked and rubbed against each other but I didnt put it in. Father said, its the same thing ! Say 5 hail Marys and put $100.00 in the collection plate. Next time the man came to church the father said, You didnt put $100. in the plate. Man said, ya, but I took it out and rubbed it against the plate and thats the same thing.
 
he offered me 3-4 bucks for every chick I hatch. I wont hatch any if he buys all my hens. I dont know what to do. I really cant tend them.
Winter's coming on, and IN gets cold in Winter. Sell everything possible, then you can get POL pullets in the Spring if you feel up to it. Make hay while the sun's shining.
 
Granny, those are the eggs I feed to my cats or boil & give to chickens. Remember someone on here making fun of me for not washing & eating them.
She said they were dirty, not sheet-y.
Man the bugs are out this afternoon, need to put more repellant on.
 
Granny, those are the eggs I feed to my cats or boil & give to chickens. Remember someone on here making fun of me for not washing & eating them.
I usually chunk them to the cats. No I guess I didnt say Sheety just assumed everyone is a mind reader.
 

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