Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

What did you wish for?

to get frisked

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Got through security ok the first time but everything was running late so I went out to smoke. Started back through ,gave my wallet and everything in my pockets, went through fine but just as my wallet came through I heard WAIT ! OPEN YOUR WALLET ! HU? he has his hand on his gun and my heart is flipping and brain is clicking WTH ? Gun ! he yells , I threw my hands in the air and said I dont have a gun. BTW, Why would he give me my wallet and tell me to open it if he seen a gun?? He said, oh, never mind, its just out program updating.

Did you congratulate him on causing YET another heart attack ??

 

[AlleysChicks]

to get frisked

Well I hope it was by someone good looking!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

to get frisked

I figured you "secretly" wished for that but then forgot to mention it

Also have/had a load of laundry going.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Well I hope it was by someone good looking!

Nope I am still at home in North Dakota

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Here’s a pic. She’s about a quarter of the size of a normal chicken. Even smaller than my duccle.
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So main purpose would be "eye candy" ??

 

[BantyChooks]

Nope I am still at home in North Dakota

She said good looking, not smelly and prone to belching.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

She said good looking, not smelly and prone to belching.

that would be Robert not me. Shower daily and belch very rarely

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I even managed to work in a bathroom today with out the usual side effects Normally I tend to get "gasey"

 

[BantyChooks]

that would be Robert not me. Shower daily and belch very rarely

Yeah, right. Newfie haters are all smelly and gross---established fact there.