Granny's gone and done it again

Rod was having a little trouble on a couple of the calves as far as doing the grope test to make sure on boy or girl. I told him to remind me to never send him to the bar to pick up women for a house party.
Have I told you about the time we was taking a walk and I was asked when that cow was going to have her baby? They were all laying down so I asked which one? They pointed to the one just across the fence and said “she’s huge! Maybe twins? Should be soon cause she’s got a bag” Buddy the bull was not amused. I’ve never seen so many women embarrassed lol my kid self could not figure out how they didn’t know buddy. All the cows had names, all were black angus and I could tell them all apart. Could even tell you who the mother was of a grown cow. And half the time we didn’t use tags.
 
Have I told you about the time we was taking a walk and I was asked when that cow was going to have her baby? They were all laying down so I asked which one? They pointed to the one just across the fence and said “she’s huge! Maybe twins? Should be soon cause she’s got a bag” Buddy the bull was not amused. I’ve never seen so many women embarrassed lol my kid self could not figure out how they didn’t know buddy. All the cows had names, all were black angus and I could tell them all apart. Could even tell you who the mother was of a grown cow. And half the time we didn’t use tags.
hahahaaa hilarious
 
Have I told you about the time we was taking a walk and I was asked when that cow was going to have her baby? They were all laying down so I asked which one? They pointed to the one just across the fence and said “she’s huge! Maybe twins? Should be soon cause she’s got a bag” Buddy the bull was not amused. I’ve never seen so many women embarrassed lol my kid self could not figure out how they didn’t know buddy. All the cows had names, all were black angus and I could tell them all apart. Could even tell you who the mother was of a grown cow. And half the time we didn’t use tags.

:lau
 

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