Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

SUBJECT: WEDDING STORY



AT A WEDDING CEREMONY, THE PASTOR ASKED IF ANYONE HAD ANYTHING
TO SAY CONCERNING THE UNION OF THE BRIDE AND GROOM. IT WAS THEIR
TIME TO STAND UP AND TALK OR FOREVER HOLD THEIR PEACE.

THE MOMENT OF UTTER SILENCE WAS BROKEN BY A YOUNG BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN CARRYING AN INFANT. SHE STARTED WALKING TOWARD THE PASTOR
SLOWLY.

EVERYTHING QUICKLY TURNED TO CHAOS.

THE BRIDE SLAPPED THE GROOM.

THE GROOM'S MOTHER FAINTED.

THE GROOMSMEN STARTED GIVING EACH OTHER LOOKS AND WONDERING HOW
BEST TO HELP SAVE THE SITUATION.

THE PASTOR ASKED THE WOMAN, "_CAN YOU TELL US WHY YOU CAME
FORWARD? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY_?"

THE WOMAN REPLIED, "_WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IN THE BACK_!"

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Fair

32°F

0°C

Humidity 69%
Wind Speed W 9 mph
Barometer 30.03 in (1019.1 mb)
Dewpoint 23°F (-5°C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Wind Chill 24°F (-4°C)
Last update 25 Nov 8:56 pm MST

 

[CapricornFarm]

It was 52* about 2:30 and when I got home after dark about 6 ish was already down to 38*

It is still in the 50s here. Just closed my window.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

well think I will watch the tube for a bit.

Sweet Dreams , Warm Fuzzies and Prayers

I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the evening.

Tom must not have "woke up grumpy" this evening

 

[AlleysChicks]

and then show them a pie pan and some crust

They are so small. Doubt there’s any meat there.

I always had several pens of silkies, never tried them with other breeds. I raised the polish with the speckled sussex until recently but one did get its crest pecked a bit. They are in separate halves of the same coop now.

I have a D’Uccle, bantam Cochin and 3 large mix breeds in with mine. They do ok together. Big birds could care less and the D’Uccle and Cochin are in charge.

 

[AlleysChicks]

Night Twist! Sweet dreams full of pups!

 

[CapricornFarm]

I can think of things he would rather dream of but he might have more laundry to do!
My sheets that i washed and hung out to dry smell amazing!

 

[AlleysChicks]

I can think of things he would rather dream of but he might have more laundry to do!
My sheets that i washed and hung out to dry smell amazing!

Haha that is true.

I need to do laundry too maybe it’s time to get the flannel sheets out. I’ve been too cold lately.

 

[AlleysChicks]

Well I’m off to bed. That way I can be up early and get stuff done.

Monday we (Mom and I) are going to the school to decorate the library. It’s a hot mess since we took stuff in Wednesday. I need to figure something out for the board.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Haha that is true.

I need to do laundry too maybe it’s time to get the flannel sheets out. I’ve been too cold lately.

Ha! I have flannel sheets but not even sure they fit my bed. I think i bought them for my aunt a while back. After she passed i had a lot of stuff to go through. But if they don't fit i can use them for the backs of quilts.