Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

been watching videos and still makes me sick.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

eewwww. I aint ever gonna kiss you . Not with mold in your mouth ! What were you thinking ??? I was wondering how cottage cheese was staying on a bagel. shivers.

I like cottage cheese BUT can NOT get past the smell of rotten-fort /blue cheese family

 

[Granny Hatchet]

where you go Wishing ? I just playing. I still kiss you ! after you brush your teeth and sterilize

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

BUSY COUSIN ALERT

*I JUST discovered my age group! I am a **Seenager**. (Senior teenager)*

*I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.*

*I don't have to go to school or work*

*I get an allowance every month.*

*I have my own pad.*

*I don't have a curfew.*

*I have a driver's license and my own car.*

*The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they
aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
scared?*

*And I don't have acne.*

*Life is Good!*

*Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a*
*Seenager**.*

*Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.*

*People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to
recall facts because they have more information in their brains.*

*Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.*

*Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a
memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.*

*SO THERE!!*

*I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember*
*their names.*

*So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too!*

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I like cottage cheese can NOT get past the smell of rotten-fort /blue cheese family

I aint kissing you either

 

[Granny Hatchet]

BUSY COUSIN ALERT

*I JUST discovered my age group! I am a **Seenager**. (Senior teenager)*

*I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.*

*I don't have to go to school or work*

*I get an allowance every month.*

*I have my own pad.*

*I don't have a curfew.*

*I have a driver's license and my own car.*

*The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they
aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
scared?*

*And I don't have acne.*

*Life is Good!*

*Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a*
*Seenager**.*

*Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.*

*People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to
recall facts because they have more information in their brains.*

*Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.*

*Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a
memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.*

*SO THERE!!*

*I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember*
*their names.*

*So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too!*

For you Twist !!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

His Last Round of Golf



While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart.

A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure.

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart.

She said, "Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them if so".

Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?"

I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

 

[Wishing4Wings]

what chicken laid that center dark one ? They look so clean. All my eggs are black .

It's bone dry here. No mud. Well, a little bit now.

eewwww. I aint ever gonna kiss you . Not with mold in your mouth ! What were you thinking ??? I was wondering how cottage cheese was staying on a bagel. shivers.

Mmmmm... it's delicious...

where you go Wishing ? I just playing. I still kiss you ! after you brush your teeth and sterilize

Watching your 14 minute dog giving birth in the last 30 seconds video.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]