Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I like the golf cart the best. all cute though. LOL

 

[MrsMistyReal]

Male logic...Flawless

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks
five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless
after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most
husbands out there:

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending
each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years
puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for
the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?



Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I did a groaner in the caption contest .

 

[ChickenLady2014]

No, much worse than that.

Spoiler: granny don't look!

Cambozola, a cross of Camembert and Gorgonzola (like mix of Brie and Blue cheese) Very yummy if you are not afraid of mold!

It's too bad. Sorry for the ducks.
Hey, do the traveling volunteer builders do fences?

I'm allergic to mold, you can have it all Wishing lol

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Got to get a fire going and start dinner

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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occasionally including thoughts and eye ball rolls

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Got to get a fire going and start dinner

whats for dinner ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I did a groaner in the caption contest .

link please

 

[jane s chickens]

BB&t finally put my money back on my card.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I aint kissing you either

and here I was thinking kissing you would be like licking the edge of a margarita glass (lots of salt)