Granny's gone and done it again

[AlleysChicks]

sounds like no more dinner to "treats" until people start helping you out

Mom helps but the boys don’t.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

My kitty kills coons .

that's one evil pussy you have there granny

cat

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Mom helps but the boys don’t.

they think its their god given right to not have to. we are raising them wrong.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

that's one evil pussy you have there granny

cat

funny thing about my cat, Its all purrs and loves til you stop petting then he will bite you.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

nope Never. I told Twist I never had hoping he would take the hint haha hes a scardy cat.

one - I am not sending flowers to a married women

two - it bad enough I send her candy

three - sending flowers is expensive and then they die.

four - Candy/fudge goes from you lips to your hips and then you have it possibly forever.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Am I the only one that noticed Twist ratted himself ? He states this is his kind of woman and then he KNOWS I am that woman . Does this mean he knows that I am his kind of woman ?

only the Shadow knows

 

[Granny Hatchet]

one - I am not sending flowers to a married women

two - it bad enough I send her candy

three - sending flowers is expensive and then they die.

four - Candy/fudge goes from you lips to your hips and then you have it possibly forever.

LOLOL Now why is it bad you send me candy ? You send other married women candy.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

my yoshino cherrys are blooming today . A hint of pink behind the pear blooms. and my forsythias are full bloom. I hope to try for pics tomorrow including the baby jubs and half breed.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Is this a true story?

it's an old joke as far as I know BUT consider the source

 

[Granny Hatchet]

only the Shadow knows

hahaa cracking me up. I tell Tom all the time when I run into something I think you might like That I am getting it for you. I tell him any man that makes candy for me is ok in my books and I intend to repay the favor. Only thing is the thing Im looking at dont suit me.