Speedy sight hound, love bug, and couch potato all in one nifty short haired package.
I heard about this book written by a civil liberties lawyer. His point is the government can find a way to get you if they want. I never read it though.
If not 3 felonies (that's mostly for professional types) you break a regulation every day... at least in CA you would. Got a carbon monoxide detector? Made any upgrades to your house or property without a permit? Is your shower head low flow? No? Well don't tell anybody.