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bruceha2000 said:
If you are actually interested in getting the girls up, I suggest going to a lingerie shop where there are people who actually know how to fit a bra. I gather there is a LOT more to it than just knowing ribcage and cup size.

Too funny Twist!
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Im in the country. We got wal marts. hahaa I never seen one of those shops before.
 
twisted-acres-farm said:
Yesterday a friend called & asked if I could loan him $500 to help him pay his rent. You know me, if I can help you out I will. I told him, let me check my account & l will call you right back. Before I could double check, his brother calls & says, "Don’t give him any money because he’s lying.” His brother proceeds to tell me that he wants to use the $500 to get his girlfriend out of jail because he wants to be with her for his birthday. I thought about it for a minute, & decided to go ahead & give him the $500. A few minutes ago I receive a call from Wichita Falls police department & it was him. He started screaming, & cussing me out & asking, “Why did I give him counterfeit money?!"
I replied: " so you & your girl could be together for your birthday, happy birthday & I hung up
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I knew that was a joke soon as I read, You know me. :gig why, yes I do.
 

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