They are already clowns they just haven’t been trained.Makes Yak math easy: Too hard to figure out so "not many".
Easy: write it on a calendar.
Interesting. All the big chain restaurants require all the stores to use the exact same product bought through the company. This is so strict that the IHOP in South Burlington had to get special dispensation to have REAL maple syrup available. Store would fail here if they tried to pass off the nasty stuff as "maple syrup". In fact that stuff must, by law, be called "breakfast syrup" or something similar. The new owners of your TB must have a clue how to cook where the old ones didn't.
Clearly one of them needs to be trained as a rodeo clown to help protect you!