Well heck, it doesn't work. Gotta go get some ice cream.
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groannnI bean a bad girl... vanilla bean ice cream with chocolate sauce to be precise!![]()
LolAn old man lived alone in Tasmania. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jesse, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Jesse, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my potato garden this year; Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad. "
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A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, for heaven's sake, dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES. Love Jesse."
At 4 am the next morning, the Federal Police and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, go ahead and plant the potatoes now. Its the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Jesse."
Its not under contests, its under the section i copied and pasted. No prizes, i just entered for fun.I cant find it under contests.
Snot running down the back of your throat makes you think of ice cream?I was just thinking of ice cream, hubby has the fire going and my sinuses are draining and making me cough.
I don't like artichoke or asparagus.Yuck, I dont like artichoke I thought it was that other hard crunchy thing.