Granny's gone and done it again

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Dh said my calico cat, sunny, was dead on her bed on the porch when he got home yesterday morning. DD buried her. Boowho

 

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AS I GET OLDER*




I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much

faster now. LOVE THIS IDEA !!!!!!




Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they

drink like their fathers.



I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.



I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim,

I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.



Old age is coming at a really bad time.



When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a

grownup, it feels like a small vacation.



The biggest lie I tell myself is �I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."



I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.



If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.



Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.



Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer
me to someone I can't understand anyway?



Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.



At my age Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what

I came in there for.



Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I

have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't

have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my

own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I
don't have acne.

 

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OMG this is so very Yuri

 

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should these color morphs ever show up in the US I am getting them

 

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got all the end of the month books done, entered and everything balance with each other and the bank. Just socks left in the dryer, think I will "zone" for a bit

bbl

 

[bruceha2000]

I forgot today was the end of the month , need to get Angie's pay check done

See you DID hit your head too hard. You think Dec 1 is the end of the month!!

this one is kinda funny if you get bored.

Lots of funny ones in there. Not fond of the staged ones.

dang your fast !

I don't think Alley wants to get a reputation as a fast woman!

I posted a video rated XXX . it was bad H20, I didnt finish watching .

I have to believe that isn't the sort of thing that is supposed to be posted here!

Oh, he's got leg mites too.

Castor oil is good for that. Not nearly as sticky/gummy as petroleum jelly. Plus CO has medical benefits for skin healing, PJ only smothers the mites and traps crud in the popped up scales.

Pretty chuffed about the cost. It's about a 65 to 70 round trip from Dickinson to the farm and back.

That is a STEAL!

Dh said my calico cat, sunny, was dead on her bed on the porch when he got home yesterday morning. DD buried her. Boowho

So very sorry Jane!!! Was she an older cat?

 

[Kelsykin]

Only 159 posts before I am caught up, other than what y'all post while I'm reading.

I have the minions (aka my children) who help me as well. I can tell by their body language if it is somebody we like or not. LOL They will also open the door and say Hello Mr/Mrs _____ Mom will be right with you. If it is a stranger they will not open the door at all.

 

[CapricornFarm]

LOL answered before you asked ! I am terrible. I feel so lazy . You shouldnt be picking up heavy things . Your not are you ? Lets hope your healing.

Define heavy... i am mostly building stuff

 

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Dh said my calico cat, sunny, was dead on her bed on the porch when he got home yesterday morning. DD buried her. Boowho

Oh no, that is sad. Do you have any other cats?