So..Cleatus and Ethel were having a low period in the bedroom after 20 years of marriage. Ethel started noticing that Cleatus was going to the barn a lot so she followed him. Saw him standing in front of the John Deere rubbing the headlights,slipped one suspender down,said ohhhh baby! You so fine! Shifted his hips suggestively and wrapped his arms around it. She couldn't take it no more and shouted 'what the devil are you doing?? He looked at her sheepishly and said " Ernie said if I want to win my wife back I gotta do something sexy to a tractor!"