You know, I wasnt raised with much but I was taught manners. So this is what happened. I put dinner on the table and Tom and I sat down to eat. I felt like I had to fart. So I excused myself , walked to my bathroom and well, farted. I come back to the table sit down to eat my now pretty cold food and Tom starts sneezing. I know he cant help that. He does it every time he eats. However He picked up his paper towel and started blowing his nose while I was still eating And it pizzed me off. He knows that makes me sick to my stomach. I said Let me tell you something, I walked to the bathroom to fart and you know that makes me sick to hear anyone blow their nose. I can bet you that will never happen again.

OK weird story but you know me. Im weird anyway Moral of the story, Dont pizz the cook off.