Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

And I found 2 pair of knee highs. Been in my drawer for years. Bought them for mom and was hanging on to them for Twist then realized he wasnt gonna get 2 onions in one of the. They come in an egg .

 

[pertnear09]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

 

[pertnear09]

And I found 2 pair of knee highs. Been in my drawer for years. Bought them for mom and was hanging on to them for Twist then realized he wasnt gonna get 2 onions in one of the. They come in an egg .

L'eggs?

 

[h2oratt]

Oh and rented my last monthly and getting a 100 bucks more a month then I was, 2 people and a BEAUTIFUL black Giant Snauser. (sp) just a puppy yet. (sort of)

I would inspect it ever it every month.

 

[CapricornFarm]

So hot and humid out there! It even kills my appetite. Idk how I am going to do all the dragging and hauling to get the truck loaded.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Hubby helped me get the windows out of the truck. I put tables, boxes, chair and canopy in. Going to wait until it cools off a bit more to catch critters.
New stove

 

[campingshaws]

Have any of y’all used citric acid in your laundry? I’m trying to decide how it works best.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Pert, LOL
Camping, I never have but heard it cuts grease.
I be tired. Went off w/ Robert and worker. Her last day. We made a fish trap that she said wouldnt work. I am the proud owner of 8 nice shiners that proves it does. I think they are shiners. I will get a pic. later. Right now is coffee and rest time.

 

[h2oratt]

Hubby helped me get the windows out of the truck. I put tables, boxes, chair and canopy in. Going to wait until it cools off a bit more to catch critters.
New stove
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Beautiful,!

 

[CapricornFarm]

Beautiful,!

Thanks, I just nagged until he gave up and bought it.