Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

My heart started acting up yesterday so thats what reminded me.

mine did to when the fence "zapped" me.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

well dear heart tis late and I evidently am "Hangy"

going to wish you a good night, Sweet Dreams and Prayers also to all who come after and have gone before me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

mine did to when the fence "zapped" me.

I assume its settled now ? Watch, after I got zapped bad it seemed to make me more prone to it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

sweet dreams

 

[CapricornFarm]

What do you think Cap?

Idk, not experienced in yack vetting!

 

[CapricornFarm]

You cant buy steroids in a shot can you Twist ?

You can if you have an rx.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Sorry, I fell asleep. Goodnight everyone.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Out on the Lake

One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap inside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out for a relaxing read. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"I'm just reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing," the wife says. "I'm just reading."

"Yes," the cop says, "But you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book," the woman asks, in disbelief.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, with all the equipment," he repeats.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing," the wife repeats, agitated. "I'm just reading. I haven't been fishing, either."

"I'm going to take you in, and I'm going to write you up. There are no buts to it."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," the woman says.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true," the woman begins, "But you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," the Game Warden says, and he left.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, Roberts tv on the fritz. Dish problem. they will mail a new box then make appt to come out and install it. I dont know that I can stand him that long. LOL Thank God its lines and not a noise. He cant sleep w/o it on.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Morning all, Roberts tv on the fritz. Dish problem. they will mail a new box then make appt to come out and install it. I dont know that I can stand him that long. LOL Thank God its lines and not a noise. He cant sleep w/o it on.

Well he had better learn. Maybe put a radio on.