Granny's gone and done it again

I dont have a problem picking stuff out for Tom or Robert. Its just myself.. How are you H2o, did you enjoy your walk?
It was super windy, they had a loud motorcycle party down the road. So had to be nosy and go see what was going on. They were loud motorcycles one dog was scared and one dog started barking at them., lol
 
The High-Tech Newfie..
Three men, one Nova Scotian, one Albertian and an Newfie were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The Nova Scotian pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager,"he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Albertian fellow lifted his palm to his ear.When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Newfie felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Newfie finally said "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
 

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