Granny's gone and done it again

Morning all
A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with great white sharks in it.

He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.

So when everyone got back to talking all of a sudden a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and when he gets to the other side and jumps out.

The billionaire goes.. "Holy cow, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says "no",
So the billionaire says, "oh, you want my house?" and the guys says "no" and so the billionaire says," what, you want my wife, then?"
But the guys says "hell no."
So the billionaire says "well what the heck do you want?"
The guys still trying to catch his breath says, " I want the frickin' person who pushed me in the pool”

:gigOMG to funny
 
I did get the guts of the shower/tub Fawcett replaced AND put a call in to the roto-router man haven't heard back.

Evidently the paperwork and I am assuming the bill for all the work the vet did showed up at the farm on Friday.

nothing else new other then a HUGE surge in cases on Friday reported on sat, 90 cases in a day. not sure about today yet.
 
Hi Twist, we missed you.

howdy. and I missed you all as well, just seems rude to me to be on the computer when my house guest is here in the room with me.

AND here she comes again. Guess more binge watching.

You all be safe and enjoy.
 
I did get the guts of the shower/tub Fawcett replaced AND put a call in to the roto-router man haven't heard back.

Evidently the paperwork and I am assuming the bill for all the work the vet did showed up at the farm on Friday.

nothing else new other then a HUGE surge in cases on Friday reported on sat, 90 cases in a day. not sure about today yet.
Vet bills are scary!
 

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