Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

He told me he thinks he just ripped stitches. trying to stand up and lost his balance.

 

[pertnear09]

An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated.All the waitresses are gorgeous.A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit walks up to his table and asks if he is ready to order.“What would you like, sir?”He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,“A quickie.”The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again,“What would you like, sir?”Again, the old man thoroughly checks her out and answers,“I’d like a quickie, please.”This time, the waitress’s anger takes over — she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche'.

 

[pertnear09]

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He told me he thinks he just ripped stitches. trying to stand up and lost his balance.

Well, I hope not.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

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Well, I hope not.

Me too. I dont see blood on his sock.

 

[pertnear09]

Try your best to keep him off that foot for now. May have to get your rolling pin after him.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Try your best to keep him off that foot for now. May have to get your rolling pin after him.

I am trying. He stood to pee . I cant find my rolling in ! LOL If I ever do Im gonna mail it to Star.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Looks clean and healing anyway.

Yeah, it looks better to me too.

 

[pertnear09]

I am trying. He stood to pee . I cant find my rolling in ! LOL If I ever do Im gonna mail it to Star.

Lol, yea then we'd have a loud thundering noise coming from the direction of California.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I got a free painting of some Bobwhite quail today. Figured since I went to Altavista I might as well go to Goodwill and Walmart.

 

[pertnear09]

Free?