Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

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Um. Land sharks?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I got maybe 3 more hrs sleep in.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

dr called w/ Toms blood work from a while back. His kidneys are borderline and his sugar was 6.3 ! Wow. everything else good. He is refusing the covid testing.

 

[bruceha2000]

A urinal is a square plastic bottle with a handle on it for men to pee in. A bed pan can be used by a man or woman to urinate or defecate in. In the bed.

Good to know because if I'm ever in a hospital bed and someone asks if I'd like them to bring me a urinal I won't decline thinking they are clearly crazy

So hubby says we should make the goat shed 8x12 instead of 8x8. I'm not going to dispute that.

He's planning for goat math.

SO Rod some how has managed to cut production down of 12 dozen eggs a week. NOT AMUSED !!!

Something is surely going on there. We know there will be fluctuation day to day but not that much.

Hi, Wishing. You're pulling a Blue today, getting here as everybody's nodding off and snoring. How was your day?

It is common since she and some others are on Pacific time and lots of others are on Eastern. I'm always in bed for quite a number of the late night posts here.

I want to hate mr krusty Krab but he’s just so darned photogenic.

I thought the crayfish I had years ago was pretty cool ... until it ate my Kuhli loach.

Now we are older, we have switched... he's always cold now.

Same here! I have an extra blanket, DW is under a single sheet.

pigged out on huckleberries and caught some humongous trout! I picked huge Lambert cherries at Flathead Lake area, oh so sweet! Our friends had a sauna on the Bitterroot near Hamilton, what a treat, we'd steam in the sauna then dunk in the river, even when it was iced over! I treasure those memories. I got pregnant with my son there. ❤

Eating huckleberries, humongous trout and cherries got you pregnant?

No, Any food you eat will cause your insulin to rise.

So we shouldn't eat!

Other then that I love a good joke and mostly all mine are true storys.LOL

Except the one where she says "Today is my birthday". Don't believe that one if it isn't January

I'm back! We had a great time....3 Goodwill stores, Southern States, Tractor Supply, 2 Lowes and the big pet store.

I'm worn out reading that list.

So i settled for......puffer fish!

"The Mbu puffer, giant puffer or giant freshwater puffer is a carnivorous freshwater pufferfish originating from the middle and lower sections of the Congo river in Africa, as well as the east coast of Lake Tanganyika near the Malagarasi River mouth."

Umm.... no, I think I will let him live. For now.

She didn't say KILL him, she said beat him up

 

[prostar]

Do you have pigs?

No....but I can get access to a mini-x quite quickly. Need my roses to have good root development. Yes. That’s the ticket. Roses. Yes.

Going up quick.

 

[bruceha2000]

can I murder him?

Only if you want to be deported back to Canada

Turns out our slab is almost 2” short.

OOPS! Maybe they can just bolt a 4x4 to the short end?

but no green eggs to go with it.

I had to think about that image a bit before I got the joke!

My current monthly PITA now wants the heat turned back on. Haven't decided it I am actually going to fire up the boiler for her or NOT. This is the same broad that I have already had to get her a new ac unit. AND just generally annoys me the moment I see her or hear her voice.

Too bad you are stuck with her long term. Maybe she would make a good "keeper of the farm" since the ones you have don't seem too capable.

I saw they are advertising whisper quiet whole hous fans.

I'm betting "whisper quiet" is relative and the brainchild of a "creative writer". Sort of like the Neverkink brand hoses I bought. Some marketing person came up with the brand name but apparently never used their ALWAYS KINKS product. I have tested/abused these hoses by running water through them and pulling them here and there. Always roll it up on the storage thingy. Many water stopping kinks have developed.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Except the one where she says "Today is my birthday". Don't believe that one if it isn't January

I had to think about that image a bit before I got the joke!

Its the months that end in Y .
Can you explain it to me ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well, Lifes a beach and its raining. I have UTI again Very uncomfortable. Robert is have crohns related pain , found a brand stinking new fish tank for $35.00 that has everything w/ it.. The filter alone is worth that. I cant go get it .

 

[CapricornFarm]

well things are about to get "interesting" Talked to Vicki yesterday and she went and talked to the police so they have a "record" of Rod's stupidity. According to her the cops are going to "contact" Rod and "inform" him to knock it off or things will get ugly.

Any bets on weither Rod smartens up OR does he go off the wall ???

I am saying he will continue to be a dumbass.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Good to know because if I'm ever in a hospital bed and someone asks if I'd like them to bring me a urinal I won't decline thinking they are clearly crazy


He's planning for goat math.


Something is surely going on there. We know there will be fluctuation day to day but not that much.


It is common since she and some others are on Pacific time and lots of others are on Eastern. I'm always in bed for quite a number of the late night posts here.


I thought the crayfish I had years ago was pretty cool ... until it ate my Kuhli loach.


Same here! I have an extra blanket, DW is under a single sheet.


Eating huckleberries, humongous trout and cherries got you pregnant?


So we shouldn't eat!


Except the one where she says "Today is my birthday". Don't believe that one if it isn't January


I'm worn out reading that list.



"The Mbu puffer, giant puffer or giant freshwater puffer is a carnivorous freshwater pufferfish originating from the middle and lower sections of the Congo river in Africa, as well as the east coast of Lake Tanganyika near the Malagarasi River mouth."


She didn't say KILL him, she said beat him up

Mine are figure 8 puffers.