Assuming you are talking woven wire fencing and yeah it is EXPENSIVE. Hot wire is cheap.
Nope, I've never had a FB account.
Only if you have it! Which I don't.
Mess hall? You in the military or something? I'd think they would have mandatory retirement on you
What other pole would you grease? Certainly not your stripper pole
From the looks of it you would be better off with a Zero Turn mower.
You and people like you are the reason there was a recall. If enough people don't complain they sure aren't going to pay money to fix problems.